i found three. all in the states. what do they know about shower curtains that we don't? i can't risk the prohibitive shipping and customs of buying them, so in order to make me feel like i haven't completely wasted my friday evening (oh god i really have completely wasted a friday evening) i present you:
1. the kraken:
2. the monologue (by dave eggers no less) ((i love how this starts "i am your shower curtain".))
3. going swimmingly. i think this is my favourite:
i realise i am "letting the perfect be the enemy of the good" as far as shower curtains go, but i am helpless. never mind that the current one has broken through 5 out of 10 of it's already repaired (if you can call duct tape "repairs") shower ring holes, and that you need the dexterity of a brain surgeon to maneuver the curtain into the one exact position where it will keep water from escaping each side, a dexterity not forthcoming at half six in the morning, i might add.
and yet - it's often the first thing i look at in the morning, and it's important. i think i would like a shower curtain with the shipping forecast written across it, or a kelp seabed, or perhaps helpful diagrams of nautical knots.
i do have a rather dreadful head cold - perhaps we should just blame this whole incident on that and step away slowly...
2 comments:
As I read this post I was sipping Kraken...
Hope you're feeling better :)
I think the Kraken one would be well worth the risk of shipping and customs! It's inspired!
Alex x
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